WHATS HAPPENIGN THE PRDOUCERS AND WRITERS HAVE MANAGED TO REDUCE THE THREE MAIN FANDOMS TO QUIVERING WRECKS THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW WE DIE
Therapist: Okay let’s start with some word association.
You: Sounds Good.
Therapist: BlueYou: TARDISTherapist: VehicleYou: ’67 Chevrolet ImpalaTherapist: PurpleYou: Shirt of SexTherapist: HelloYou: SweetieTherapist: HedgehogYou: Martin FreemanTherapist: FoodYou: PieTherapist: TieYou: Bowties, Bowties are cool.
Therapist: I’m sorry I can’t help you
why is it so hard to get how awful you are when you refuse to apologize?
YOU DIDN’T MEAN TO HIT SOMEONE WITH A CAR DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MANSLAUGHTER
If you accidentally step on some one’s toes, you apologize. It’s just common sense - you obviously didn’t stomp on their toes on purpose, but you HURT THEM regardless. The same courtesy should be there when you accidentally hurt some one emotionally, too. You didn’t mean to, but that doesn’t change what happened. Apologize sincerely, make an effort to never do it again, and do NOT continue to sit there repeating “but I didn’t mean to” over and over again. They know that, but their toes still fucking hurt.
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
will somebody PLEASE motivate me to study? pretty please